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[Yukimura places a sweet smelling solution in tupperware.]

I am sure Professor Shingen will like my science project!

[As he places the tupperware in the refrigerator, he just remembers something!]

Ah! I cannot believe I have forgotten something so important! I forgot to put the laundry up!

[And there he goes... to put the laundry up.]

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[ guess who just woke up slightly hungry. date masamune woke up slightly hungry. hence why he's still in those dragon pajamas that yukimura got for him for christmas. they look kind of tacky... but they're comfortable, so whatever.

anyway he's heading into the kitchen right now.. and spots the tupperware full of. who knows. that yukimura put in.

it smells good.

he kind of feels like a douchebag.

yukimura was probably going to eat this. ]

Eh.

[ he's eating it. ]

[Well, the laundry is put up, and now Yukimura travels back to the kitchen!

oh wait. Who is this? It's his roomie! Masamune!]

Good Afternoon, Masamune! I have just put your boxers up to dr-

[oh wait what is he eating?...oh sh-]

M-M-M-M-M-M-MASAMUNE! WHAT ARE YOU EATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGG?!

[ oh sorry was midway into picking this stuff up with a spoon. because chopsticks don't work with soup, obviously, even if he uses six of them. ]

Thanks for the breakfast. [ excuse him while he puts another spoonful in his mouth.

the taste is kind of foreign and weird but it's not bad. ]

[Now he's just going to look at Masamune with a "The fuck did you just eat" look. Followed up by a "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" look.]

M-M-M-MASAMUNEEEE DO NOT EATTTTT THHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!

[What's that sound?

Oh, that's just the sound of Yukimura weeping inside as he watches Masamune eat his science project. No biggie.]

[ oh look he's slurping this up and it's.

now all gone. he puts the bowl back on the counter, wiping his mouth with his sleeve. ]

Too late.

[There goes ~~Lord~~Professor Shingen's praise and there goes his grade.

He is just going to stare at the empty bowl and look at it with eyes of flaming passion.]

Damnit!

Professor Shingen... I, Yukimura, have failed to protect my science project from the likes of Date Masamune... Forgive me!

[ well he was going to do a troll face but something yukimura said just kind

of makes him

pause. ]

. . . Science project? [ what. what. ]

[~~serves you right~~ Poor poor Masamune, he just ate some unsafe shit. That poor boy...]

It was my project for Professor Shingen... However, it is now not of this world...

[Hoooolllllddddd backkk the screammmmmsss]

FORGIVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PROFFFFFESSSSSSSSORRRRRR SHINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGENNNNNNN

[...and all the fucks were given that day...]

[ OH GOD SCIENCE PROJECT. Masamune's just going to rush to the sink and drink a hella lot of water, because he just ate whatever the hell yukimura was doing and that's just. UGH.

it doesn't help that yukimura always had to scream. the neighbours were going to complain... again. not like masamune minds that much on a regular day, it shows his energy and that's fun... but kojuro didn't really think that same. ]

I'm the one who wants to scream, Sanada. [ oh gross, drinking more water. ]

[Yukimura is just looming over the bowl.

THAT BOWL was his project and is now gone. What shall he do?

Time to make another one!

But first, another scream to encourage himself!]

ooOoOOoOoooOoOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

I, Yukimura, shall not grieve over what has been done! I must prepare another one immediately for Professor Shingen!

[He's just going to get the chemicals and other shit he used to make his previous project. Oh, the spring of youth!~]

[ and masamune will just be here with his hand on the counter because holy crap what the hell is he doing and what the hell did he just ingest.

did yukimura just put a crapload of soysauce in that? ]

. . . [ drinking more water. ]

[Hey guys! Guess what time it is!

BAKING WITH SANADA TIME

So, Yukimura just put a crap load of sugar in the tupperware... annnnd then some pepper...

After a few minutes of trial and error, he recreated his previously eaten project!]

I, Yukimura, have gone passed this obstacle with ease! It is finished!

[Time to bask in the glory that is victory]

Now that I finished, I should--Wah!? The laundry should be done drying!

[Time to get the laundry! Now, he's just going to ignore the panicking Masamune and run and get the laundry]

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AU shit

CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP THINGS PG

YOU LOVE IT. YOU KNOW YOU DO.

SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT YOUR SAUSAGE

YOU ALREADY ATE ONE. DON'T EAT TWO.

TOO LATE

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YYYYYYUKIMUUUURAAAAAA

OOOOOOOYAKATA-SAMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAA

YUUUUUKIIIIMUUURAAAAAAAA!!!

OOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAATAAA-SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YYYYYYUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIMUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OYAKAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-SAMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /PUNCHES