spearthrusts (
spearthrusts) wrote in
crosswise2012-01-06 04:09 pm
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AU shit
[Yukimura places a sweet smelling solution in tupperware.]
I am sure Professor Shingen will like my science project!
[As he places the tupperware in the refrigerator, he just remembers something!]
Ah! I cannot believe I have forgotten something so important! I forgot to put the laundry up!
[And there he goes... to put the laundry up.]
I am sure Professor Shingen will like my science project!
[As he places the tupperware in the refrigerator, he just remembers something!]
Ah! I cannot believe I have forgotten something so important! I forgot to put the laundry up!
[And there he goes... to put the laundry up.]

TOO LATE
now all gone. he puts the bowl back on the counter, wiping his mouth with his sleeve. ]
Too late.
OYAKATA-SAMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAA
LordProfessor Shingen's praise and there goes his grade.He is just going to stare at the empty bowl and look at it with eyes of flaming passion.]
Damnit!
Professor Shingen... I, Yukimura, have failed to protect my science project from the likes of Date Masamune... Forgive me!
YYYYYYUKIMUUUURAAAAAA
of makes him
pause. ]
. . . Science project? [ what. what. ]
OOOOOOOYAKATA-SAMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAA
serves you rightPoor poor Masamune, he just ate some unsafe shit. That poor boy...]It was my project for Professor Shingen... However, it is now not of this world...
[Hoooolllllddddd backkk the screammmmmsss]
FORGIVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PROFFFFFESSSSSSSSORRRRRR SHINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGENNNNNNN
[...and all the fucks were given that day...]
YUUUUUKIIIIMUUURAAAAAAAA!!!
it doesn't help that yukimura always had to scream. the neighbours were going to complain... again. not like masamune minds that much on a regular day, it shows his energy and that's fun... but kojuro didn't really think that same. ]
I'm the one who wants to scream, Sanada. [ oh gross, drinking more water. ]
OOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAATAAA-SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT BOWL was his project and is now gone. What shall he do?
Time to make another one!
But first, another scream to encourage himself!]
ooOoOOoOoooOoOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO
I, Yukimura, shall not grieve over what has been done! I must prepare another one immediately for Professor Shingen!
[He's just going to get the chemicals and other shit he used to make his previous project. Oh, the spring of youth!~]
YYYYYYUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIMUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
did yukimura just put a crapload of soysauce in that? ]
. . . [ drinking more water. ]
OYAKAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-SAMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /PUNCHES
BAKING WITH SANADA TIME
So, Yukimura just put a crap load of sugar in the tupperware... annnnd then some pepper...
After a few minutes of trial and error, he recreated his previously eaten project!]
I, Yukimura, have gone passed this obstacle with ease! It is finished!
[Time to bask in the glory that is victory]
Now that I finished, I should--Wah!? The laundry should be done drying!
[Time to get the laundry! Now, he's just going to ignore the panicking Masamune and run and get the laundry]