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passive agrestessive ([personal profile] meouch) wrote in [community profile] crosswise2015-12-30 11:56 pm

an opawn post, if mew please--


This is a voice test post and also an open post because I need more losers.
Leave a prompt ( picture, text, opener, anything-- ) or a blank comment and I'll get back to you! ( and if you have a preference for the lame superhero or lame teenager variety )
sigh
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[personal profile] coastal 2015-12-31 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[kosy i can't think of a prompt because i don't know your loser but have some picture prompts of the first words I could think of?!]
coastal: (✧ tsuntsuntsun)

[personal profile] coastal 2015-12-31 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[smooth as sandpaper maybe. At this moment Lili doesn't feel calm, normal, or romanced. in fact she's exactly none of those things as she does what any perfectly reasonable damsel in distress would do when faced with some loser in a mask and cat ears

she makes it up the last step on the landing and reaches out to shove him.

she may be a damsel and she might be in distress but she's got this covered (except for the part where she doesn't, but she's going to try so hard to look like she does).]


And I'm rather sure that I told you that I'd rather you get lost!

[she'll take an invitation when she sees one.]
coastal: (✧ VERBAL SMACKDOWN IMMINENT)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-01 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
[In all reality, he's probably helping but Lili hardly trusts him any more than the situation she's already found herself in. He's so suspicious!! In fact, she'll tell him as much-]

And do you think that you exactly look trustworthy? Why are you wearing so much black? What's up with the mask? What are you hiding anyway?

[JUST GONNA CALL HIM OUT, TO BE HONEST.]

Not to mention the ears.

[is this some weird hobby of yours]
coastal: (✧ getting real tired of ur shit)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . . this hardly really manages to set her at ease. Instead, she's setting her hands on her hips and giving him a look that just says 'really?'. Honestly, even if she was familiar with the idea of superheroes, she's still unbearably unimpressed.]

The ears are just as bad as your wordplay, if you can even call it that.

Why would you even pick a cat to identify as? Hardly ferocious. Even if you say that you have a dangerous line of work, it sounds an awful lot like you're just trying to make sure sound cooler than you are.

[someone has no chill.]
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[personal profile] materialist 2015-12-31 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Pick your poison cat boy.]
spotson: (pic#9870279)

HERE take it before i chicken out of posting it again.

[personal profile] spotson 2015-12-31 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
[She woke up in a gloriously creative mood on that particular Wednesday, but after an hour of sitting at her desk and crumpling half-finished designs she feared she had been too hopeful on her day off from school. She sulked mightily at her sketchbook and the pile of torn-out pages for a full sixty seconds before Tikki chimed in a suggestion that she go to the park.]

[And so her hopeful mood returned. She opted to wear a dress she'd finished making last week and forgotten to remember to wear, and hoped that the steam she'd had to finish it would continue to fuel her in more designwork.]

[And so...!]

[And so...]

[Seven more torn out pages, three location changes, and an hour and a half later, she still had nothing, and had flopped over backward with a dismayed cry to lay sprawled across a bench in her favorite park, overlooking the Eiffel Tower.]


I'm never going to finish anythiiinnggggg.
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yodels into the sunset

[personal profile] spotson 2015-12-31 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[She was running through a number of doomsday-like scenarios in her head-- If she couldn't finish this one design idea, she'd never have a portfolio! She'd never be able to present herself to an existing designer to achieve her dream of becoming one herself, and what did it matter anyway? Even if she did she'd probably stumble and throw her sketchbook at someone, smack them in the face, horribly offend everyone, and be blacklisted as the annoying little polka-dotted girl who tried just a little too hard and got just a little too far (but in the end, it didn't even matter).]

[She had oozed a little farther sideways on the bench when Adrien walked into her line of sight-- she paid him no mind, right at first, because blue jeans were common and she hadn't seen his face.]

[It was his voice that made her shriek like someone had dropped ice down her jacket, and flail her way most spectacularly so that she rolled right off the bench, skittering her way to the other side of it to grasp the armrest.]


A-A-A-- [She looked left, then right.]

Adrien!!?

[Luckily for Paris' beautiful little poster boy, she kept her voice to a harsh whisper when she spat his name in stuttering alarm.]
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[personal profile] spotson 2016-01-02 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[WALKING BY AND RECOGNIZED HER. He literally stopped walking, in whatever he happened to be doing, to talk to her! She might die. She makes her way carefully back onto the bench and collects herself, smoothing her skirt idly.]

Ah-- it's! Okay, you just. I didn't see to expect you here. [A beat.] Expect to see you here--

[He likes her dress. Scratch that, she is actually going to die. She forgets how to talk for a long moment, staring wide-eyed at him before she looks down at her lap and gathers the fabric self-consciously.]

U-um. Thank-- thank you.
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[personal profile] spotson 2016-01-02 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Being adorable and sweet and the absolute throb of her teenage heart is what you're doing, handsome boy. Never mind that there's something about Chat's well-meaning flirtatious attitude that is so much easier to brush off than Adrien's honesty.]

[And, you know, the whole concept of Tikki granting her a preposterous amount of confidence she largely lacks otherwise.]

[She jolts when he takes a seat, but makes a point of keeping herself where she is, even if she did look about ready to leap out of her skin and possibly off the planet.]


A-ahh, y-yes! Yeah. I just finished it last week...

[If she weren't so flustered, maybe she'd recognize the diet version of the Chat Noir wink she was just given, but for the moment she's just trying to swallow her heart back into her chest where it belongs. She tries in vain to tuck her hair behind her ear and it slips back around.]

D-do you think so?
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[personal profile] spotson 2016-01-04 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her sketchbook, which is probably sitting between them flipped open to a half-finished something. To Adrien, it probably looks pretty good! But Marinette could probably rattle off countless flaws in the design, even if she weren't wound tighter than a clock from trying to carry on a conversation with Adrien as normally as she could.]

No? I-I, um. Could show you, if you wanted. [She had no real idea if he was actually interested in design, or even if he wanted to be a model. She had no real idea of anything about Adrien, except that he was cute and sweet and she wanted to do preposterous teenage girl things with him like hold his hand.]

[And, you know, that she was making her blood pressure skyrocket by sitting two feet from her on a bench in front of the Eiffel Tower. But that was beside the point.]

[personal profile] department 2015-12-31 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ here you go because i can't think of anything else gomen ]
helmets: (& i'm ready to hope)

/waves hands vaguely

[personal profile] helmets 2015-12-31 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there's someone new on the streets of paris tonight.

celty's never been to france and her knowledge of europe is mostly based in ireland, but she figured ireland is sort of (??) close to france so why not? she's on an impromptu road trip around europe with no one but herself, she's going to take full advantage of this freedom before going back to ikebukuro.

she winds through narrow alleyways and wider thoroughfares on her motorcycle with the ease of someone who travelled these roads for years, motorcycle suspiciously silent as her own catsuit blends in with the darkness of paris' nightlife. it's not as quiet as ireland, yet not nearly as busy as japan's nightlife, and celty finds herself enjoying it as she circles arc de triomphe. perhaps a little too closely, narrowly avoiding a crash.

there's a protesting, horse-like whinny from her bike, startling a few bystanders. oops.
]
spotson: (pic#9858619)

sad baguettes

[personal profile] spotson 2016-01-17 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Marinette was entirely oblivious to Chat Noir's plight. It wasn't late enough for her to have been asleep yet, but it wasn't early enough for her to have not changed into her pajamas. At the particular moment of his uncoordinated descent upon her terrace, she was making her way up the ladder to her lofted bed with a sealed jug of water over her shoulder-- She'd forgotten to water the plants when she'd gotten home.]

[So when her foot connecting with the third step from the bed resulted in a thudding crash from above her, she started and almost dropped the jug, and then almost dropped herself. She slunk the rest of the way up to her bed and popped open the trap door to the outside just in time to watch Chat grumble at himself, licking his proverbial wounds. She simultaneously rolled her eyes and breathed a sigh of relief. One one hand, Chat Noir was on her terrace, which meant she wasn't going to get to bed on time because she'd have to entertain him until he decided he'd flirted at her enough and made his escape. On the other, at least it was a familiar face and not, say, an akuma.]

[But then, what the hell was he doing on her terrace this late at night? She blinked owlishly at him, opening the trap door the rest of the way and standing, setting the jug of water on the ground as she hauled herself out into the evening air.]


Watering my mother's plants, if you must know, though I'm not sure why you're asking.
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i actually yelled at my screen for that

[personal profile] spotson 2016-01-17 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not fooling her even for a minute. What he doesn't know is that she knows him better than he realizes, because she knows him twice. She's spent the last God only knew how long saving Paris with him, she knows him and she knows when he's off.]

[And he was very off tonight.]

[The pause between her vague dismissal and his speaking, and the halting way he spoke in the first place was the biggest indicator. It was like a blinking neon sign above his head reading "I'm Not Okay", and she had no time for his pretending. He was tense in a way she wasn't used to, stiff in the forced way he set his hands on his hips. His smile looked strained. She rolled her eyes with a vague sort of fondness and picked up her water jug, shaking her head and moving past him to commence her task.]


Just now, you did.

[She poured water into a potted rose bush and then watched the plant suck it away before pouring a little more and moving onto the next one.]

It is late, but I forgot earlier. What puts you in this part of the city tonight, Chat Noir? Is everything all right?

[She phrased it carefully-- everything, which included him. She left it open for him to explain, knowing full well he probably wasn't going to without more pressing.]
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throws shoes at your head

[personal profile] spotson 2016-01-18 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[She kept about her business until all the flowers on the terrace we watered, setting the jug, still half-full of water, down in the corner. She dusted her hands off and crossed the trap door to settle on the edge of the striped lawn chair in the opposite corner and clasped her hands over her knees, crossing her ankles neatly and giving him a placid smile.]

[She was glad, at least, that he didn't flat-out lie to her. She rolled her eyes at the first pun of the evening, shaking her head and shifting backward in the chair.]


Oh, very. Were you just dropping by to give me a progress report, though? That seems like a tall order for someone saving Paris.

[Come on, Kitty. Spill the beans. You wouldn't have come over with a problem if you didn't need someone to share it with.]
spotson: (pic#9858895)

bad kitty >C

[personal profile] spotson 2016-01-18 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[She drew her knees up, ankles still crossed, and wrapped her arms around them so she took up about a third of the chair, wedged in its corner. His stiff attempt at lounging against the railing wasn't even funny in how uneasy it was, and somewhere in the back of her mind she tutted oh, Kitty.]

[She pursed her own lips in response, smiling apologetically at him and reaching out to pat the corner of the chair.]


Now what on earth could Ladybug's partner, the great and paw-erful Chat Noir, have troubling him enough to bring it to a passing fancy?

[She figured maybe rising to him and meeting him with a pun might improve his mood. Or at least prompt a smile slightly less forced than what he'd already afforded her.]
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yells also what the fuck this got long???

[personal profile] spotson 2016-01-18 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
[It was a once in a life time oppawrtunity, really. Enjoy that you were given it, you silly kitty. She doesn't afford these sorts of favors to just anyone-- especially not when she's in Ladybug Mode like she habitually was around Chat Noir. She was so, so very fond of him, she loved him in a way she couldn't put words to. It was different than her pining for Adrien and it was not entirely unlike her love for her parents, while still being entirely its own. Even as Marinette, where it couldn't be known that he was also her partner beyond being an unexpected friend, even with her frustration and outward annoyed tolerance of him, behind the mask and not. Chat Noir was absolutely and entirely precious and irreplaceable to her, and if slipping him a dose of his own over the top behavior was enough to get a smile from him when he was clearly down, she would afford that just this once.]

[But she had an appearance to maintain, so once she'd earned that chuckle and the smile, defeated as it was, and he sat down to fidget, she folded her wrists back over one another with her arms around her knees and set her chin on them to listen.]

[It was a challenge to keep from reacting too strongly to his question. Someone he trusted? This arose a possibly singular instance of her wishing she knew more about Chat Noir, and potentially anything about who he was in the daytime. She had no idea who beyond Ladybug he trusted, and she was relatively sure that she hadn't done anything he would consider bad, much less terrible. She managed to just squint and frown thoughtfully, tilting her head and looking at the shade above them.]


Well, that would depend a lot on who it was and what they'd done, I think. Which is probably not something you can tell me, what with the whole superhero identity clause in place.

[A beat of silence, and she looked startled, dropping her gaze sharply to him. She'd always been the one to enforce that, he'd always seemed pretty mellow about potentially knowing her identity or her knowing his. She certainly wasn't about to let him just tell her, but concern won over the knee-jerk reaction to say no before he even thought about thinking about it. She shifted, looking for a moment like she was considering reaching out to him.]

...are you in trouble?
Edited 2016-01-18 12:31 (UTC)
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stage yodeling

[personal profile] spotson 2016-01-20 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[She knew him better than he thought she did, so it was more than intentional that she moved immediately from "it depends" to zeroing in on the fact that he wasn't subtle and she saw straight through him. And even if his response came a little too quickly, with that same placating hand thing he'd done a ridiculous number of times before, that he acknowledged it mollified her somewhat.]

[He'd fix it. That meant he knew something was wrong, which was the first step to fixing it, and he was willing to, even if not in as many words, admit to her there was something wrong. It was a start.]

[She smiled, just enough to be seen, and shifted to sit cross-legged, resting her hands on her ankles.]


Surely you didn't come to me just to say you'd fix something you can't, or possibly just won't tell me about. What about your partner? Could she help?
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makes self at home

[personal profile] buguette 2016-01-20 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[The sound of the doorbell sends Marinette into a frenzy as usual, though at least this time, she doesn't have to take down a bajillion posters of Adrien in about 5 seconds. To her utter delight and surprise, Adrien had been coming around to her place more often, and the posters have stayed hidden in her desk drawer since then. While the walls feel sadly bare now, it's more than a fair trade off for Adrien himself spending time with her. The Chinese tutoring had just been an impulsive idea, and Marinette's frankly surprised Adrien didn't point out the obvious--that she could simply ask her mom for help. She's not going to complain, though.]

A-Adrien, right on time. [Confident that Tikki's found a decent hiding spot by now, Marinette opens the door wider to let him in. A familiar mixture of happiness and nervousness hits her, as it always does whenever he's in close quarters. Still, at least she can mostly get her words out normally around him now--Alya had pretended to wipe away proud tears the first time she witnessed this.] Mom and dad went out to restock supplies, but they left us some snacks in case we get hungry later.
buguette: (033)

how kind

[personal profile] buguette 2016-01-21 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Marinette giggles, hands tucking behind her back nervously.]

Wasn't I the one who kept winning when we played Mecha Strike III? [Her smile freezes a second later as she realizes what she said. Oh no, what if he doesn't like being reminded of that? ] I, I mean, um, thanks for coming over t-to help me.

[The stutter returns with a vengeance, making Marinette groan mentally. Quickly, she turns on her heels and leads him up the stairs.] T-the books are upstairs!
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leave!!! (except don't actually)

[personal profile] buguette 2016-02-04 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Gone is the iconic red and block spotted suit, instead the red is covered in black crisscrossing threads, the elbow-length black glove on her right hand the only solid color of her outfit. Every time she captures a victim with the threads shooting out of her glove, she leaves them bound and helpless, their greatest secrets stained onto their skin.]

Lͩͨ̓̍̔̃a͑̉̆ͫ̈dͭͦ̓̅ͯy͗ͮͦb̀̈́͛u͋g͗ͩ͗̽ ͬ͆̊͗͌̒̍i͋͒s͊́͐ͬͨ͗̋ ͛͒̍͂nͧ̑̔o ͒̊mor̄̒ͪeͮ.ͫ̄̓̊̅ [The cruel smile on her face is a mockery of the kind, confident one she normally wears.] ̇͛͒̏ͯ̍I ̇a͌͌mͮ͑ͫ ͯͪͦͭ̋̌̋t̐̓ͯh̅͊ͪ̏͌e̎ U̐ͯ̋n̂̍r͗a̔͋̅ͦv͆e͑̎̃̽̃̾ľ͆e̍͋ͧ̓ͥr ̈͛̿̑ͥ̈ͪaͫ͒̃ͤ̓n̅̓͐̈́d͗͆̇̉̾ͭͫ ̂̾Ḯ̉̃̍ ͧ̿ͨwͣ̔͂͗̾́ìͦ͐l͊̂̂lͬͫ̓ͫ bͣͯ̾̒͆̎̍r̅͆̋ͨ̄̓͗i̇͗ͤn̽ͩg y̋ͤ͆̆̈oͧ́̃ͪͩͬͪu͒͑̉̚rͫ ̆͂̔͌s͊eͦ͌cͤ̎̐̊͛͗r̀͂͐̔e͆ͥ̿t̅͑͗̂ͤs͋ͧ̈́̋ͨ ͌ͨ̈́ͭtͤ̐̇ò ̾͛ͨ̊ͪͤlͩi̋gͨh̍̍̓t͒̍̓̉ͪ̏̌!̇͗̅̋̊ ͪ̚

[The girl that had once been Ladybug punctuates her declaration by sending the thread after Chat Noir, with all the intention of capturing him.]