voice test post.

[reliance]

[ this is a mithos voice test post!!

gimme a blank tag and i'll think up the scenario, or you can start... IT MATTERS NOT TO ME. ]

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[outway]

[ mithos, you give genocidal siscon tales villains a bad name.

the king of rieze maxia's gonna show you how it's done, son. ]

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAy

[lloyally]

[Fang is on bathtub cleaning duty today and oh look, it looks like he's been paired with Elon. That darned witch is at it again. Not that there'll be any emotional trauma for Fang... can't speak for Elon though.

Anyway, Fang went a little early because the tub is pretty big and he needs the afternoon for some serious sword training (can't lose that toned bod) so when Elon gets there he's going to see the back of some guy in the tub, scrubbing on all fours.]

((i love how i have an icon for this like wow what are the chances lloyd on the ground))

OH THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELL

[reliance]

[ lloyd's always on the ground, with that totally not toned bod. but wow, talk about awkward. elon had been completely wanting to avoid fang, who didn't remember anything about him (both a blessing and a curse, since he's left to be one-sidedly awkward about things, but at least he doesn't have fang actively pursuing him, which he feels would be the case otherwise).

now, though... the prospect of cleaning a tub in general wasn't high on his wow-i'm-so-excited-for-this list (martel's #1 there), but the prospect of cleaning a tub with fang? nope, he'd rather just leave.

which, by the way, he is! feel free to hear the sound of footsteps coming in and then quickly moving away while you scrub, fang, because that's what elon's doing.

moving in and then moving away. ]

[lloyally]

[Oh no you don't! Fang hears his coworker's incoming footsteps and he gets up just in time to see the other leaving.

Although they've never met, he recognizes Elon as the person who's always disappearing whenever they're in the same general vicinity. Coincidence? Fang thinks not. But this time Elon's not getting away!]

-- Hey! Get back here!

[reliance]

[ -- please.

like he wants to stop, because it's fang and having something akin to small talk with him is stupid and punch-self-in-face inducing, but he does so anyway. he knows this guy, knows him too well; if he didn't stop, fang'd just continue to follow him to the ends of the earth.

elon pauses, turns on his heel, and pulls his emotions in best he can. ]

... What?

[ like, you killed him dude, and there's a bunch of awkward emotions you don't even remember. why would he want to wash a bathtub with you. ]

[lloyally]

[Because... bonding time. But no, Fang can't do this alone, especially not without his exsphere. He doesn't have superhuman cleaning powers atm.]

You're my partner right?

[He climbs out and jog-walks down the slanted tub to meet Elon.]

We're supposed to clean this together. [He points a thumb back at the big 'ol tub.]

[reliance]

[ martel help him, he's gonna crawl into that tub and die. just kidding, he already did that. ]

I'm not your partner. [ seriously, mr. clean. the reaction is almost immediate; no matter what they're doing, even if they're cleaning a bathtub together, calling fang partner is odd. why is there weird time things. the witch is probably doing this on purpose, isn't she.

... fuck his life. ]

I changed my mind.

[ literally 5 years old. ]

[lloyally]

[Wow such hostility. He must really dislike... tubs.

Fang isn't going to give up though, he's not doing this on his own no sir.]

Then change it back! I need your help.. this tub is huge!

[reliance]

[ super dislikes tubs. just like raine, but worse.

why is he so pushy. ah, right, because he's fang. should he risk being turned into some kind of animal, or suck it up? blech. the words "i need your help" coming out of this guy... strange. ]

Find someone else. That should be easy for you, right?