SOKKA CATCHES SOME FRESH MEAT

[doomerang]

[For a while now, Sokka's been on a mission. Something along the lines of, Mission: BEAR MEAT. And he's been following a so called "bear" that's been waddling around town doing god knows what. Is he the real deal? Probably not. But whoever's dressed up in a bear suit in broad daylight, and not advertising some kind of product is suspect number one on Sokka's list.

When he sees an opening, he quickly gathers up his energy and pulls out his boomerang, pouncing onto Teddie from behind. The element of surprise is most effective after all.]

A-ha! Gotcha!

[There's a little bit of a struggle, trying to hang on and all, but once he's got his legs wrapped around the bear, he begins attacking his with his boomerang. This guys got nothin' on *Detective Sokka*]

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[bearclaw]

[ the first thing teddie sees is the ground. there's flashbacks--horrible flashbacks to the war, to battles long gone--all events that never even happened. he probably screamed, but it's muffled by the dirt and the fact he probably choked on air halfway to planting onto his face.

all of teddie's energy is currently being concentrated onto getting sokka off his back, through frantic rocking back and forth. maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, but that's what teddie's plan B is for! once he can get his face off the ground, he'll be screaming.

and that's right now. ]

HHHHEEEEELLLLP! POLICE! I'm being... I'm being... bearttacked!

[doomerang]

[Evil bear man you're not fooling anyone! He stops attacking but he's got a choke hold around the other, if there was ever a moment he needed to put his trained skills to the test, this was it.]

Hey-- you're supposed to be the bad guy here! If anything, I should be the one calling for the police!!

[Were there even police in this town? Then again, even if there were, they were probably "bad" too, maybe even working together with this guy.]

All right, your days of villainous reign are over bear man! Now tell me why you kidnapped me!

[bearclaw]

K--Kidnapped you?! You're the one who's... who's... bearhandling me! You should tell me why you're doing all this stuff!

[ teddie sounds absolutely offended at the fact that sokka is even accusing him of such an evil thing. kidnapping? please! he wouldn't even kidnap a fly! ... though he would kidnap a box of topsicles, to be honest. not that sokka is anything like a box of topsicles. ]

Sheesh! Kidnapped! I woudn't even know what to do with someone I bearnapped.

[doomerang]

Bear- what?

[If he wasn't so confused he'd probably be laughing at Teddie's puns.

His grip loosens but he's still kind of sitting on him.]

..You're not the evil mastermind behind all of this?

[bearclaw]

That's what I've been saying!

[ teddie's struggling a bit more, yes. because unlike zuko, he doesn't just take being pushed around lightly, you know. not that zuko does, but he does. ]

Now get off my fur!